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SECRET MENU
The long awaited and thoroughly thorough secret menu! Quite possibly the most comprehensive Secret menu on the net. Choice of a true professional? "Double-Double; Animal style, light on the sauce" + "Strawnilla Shake"








 "Animal Style" - bun is grilled with mustard, sauteed onions instead of raw, pickles, extra "special sauce" - [this can also be applied to fries]

"Wish Burger" - no meat, i.e. veggie burger. (Mi madre tried this 10.MAR.2005 and finished the whole thing, for what its worth)

"Protein Style" - lettuce wrapped around the burger instead of a bun. Probably Atkins approved - lol. A burger w/out the bun is just not a burger, if you ask me.

"Classic Style" - Get your burger with classic ketchup and mustard, hold that "special sauce" please.

"Flying Dutchman" - two meat patties with two slices of cheese. that's it.

"Double Meat" - Double Double without cheese

"3x3" - 3 meat patties with 3 slices of cheese. Are you SURE you can eat that?

"4x4" - 4 meat patties with 4 slices of cheese. (Note: I personally call this one "The Quad")

"2x4" - 2 meat patties with 4 slices of cheese for the fromage afficionado

"3 by Meat" - three meeat patties and no cheese

"Grilled Cheese" - cheeseburger, hold da meat

"Fries - well done" - get your fries extra crispy and brown the way you like them!

"Fries - light" - opposite of fries well-done, for the true irish who want all the spud taste you can get

"Animal Style Fries" - fries with melted cheese, grilled onions, and dressing. (Note: I recommend trying this one w/out the sauce, can be a bit too much). -- Update 12.MAR.2005: Thanks chrisro for calling out this critical missing item

"Choco-Vanilla Swirl Shake" - just what it sounds like

"Neopolitan Shake" - a blend of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry shakes.

"Strawnilla Shake" - a blend of vanilla and strawberry shakes. (This is my personal fav btw)

MISC. ITEMS

Various add-ons for your grubtacular experiences.

    "Whole Grilled Onions" - onions are grilled whole and not chopped like animal style.

    "Extra Toast" - buns are extra toasted giving them a crunchy texture.

    "On the Sal" - this is just lettuce and dressing. Nothing else. (Note:This one never really made it, but you can test your waiters knowledge for fun.)

    "Homeless Style" - cheese, grilled onions, and spread left over on wrapper after one has consumed burger. Usually found in trash cans or trays left on picnic tables.

BIBLE PHRASES

Why are there bible quotes strategically placed on many of the packages? Could this be reverse osmosis or the makings of a underground cult? That would be fun, but alas the owners are just religious and pushing their faith w/ each order of fries.